I'm Sasha. I have a pet turtle named Mack. i like ninja turtles. I have the best family ever. the end.
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the mashup you didnt need.

It took me two days to find this again and I’m never letting go

ohmy god. its the smash mouth fugue i’ve been looking for it for so long GOD DAMNIT IT’S HERE AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL

absolute ogreload.

don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

S̷̵͕͉̙̥̩̼̺͊̅̉ͩ̎ͅO̱̻̫̼̮̳͎ͣ̔̃ͫ̐͆̚͝ ̘̤̜̥̟̗̣̍ͪ̽ͬ̓͘͜͝Ṁ҉̵̣̭̖̹͉͖̰̤U̷̷̝̜̗̤̼̩̪̣͓̾̏ͯͥ͆̈́ͪ̒͝C̼̮̘̓ͨ̈́́̍̉̐͠H̢̜̠̣̘̽ͥ͌̒̒͠ ̟͆̐̇ͦͨ͆̆ͣ̀T̤̤͓͍̼̻̠̲̲̈̎͡Ö̧̗͈͚̻̝͉̖̓̀̈͐ͭ̒̒̀͟ ̵͍̙͙͒͗̓̇̈́̈́͊̚D̷̢̪̮͚̯͛̉ͫ̋ͅO̸͔̻̦̝͆͗̕ ̶͉͉̰̱̥ͯ̏̈͂̓ͬ̊ͯ́S̀͊ͨ̈́̊͏̞͚̤͉̟̀O̵̴͍̳͔̦͈̝ͬ̔̔̇̇̚ ̱̙̤̮̈́̑M̮͎̳̙̮ͬ̓ͦ̈̇̊ͬ̕Ű͆̀́ͧ͗͝҉͕̖C̴̷̱̮͔ͤͪH̀ͣ̋̓̄҉҉̴̤̠̯̟̤̯ ̴̦̼̤̼̗̒̓̓͜T̷̯͇̭̹̍̄O̶̱̣͙͖̠̐̔̒ͣ̚ ̢̧͇͉̫̦͑̔ͭ̾̆ͨ͛S̟̖̭̋̋̊ͬ̍̿̔͜E͕̣̍̄̂̕͞͡E͍̫̭͇̫̻̥̝̊̆̏ͭͨ̉́ ̵̬̺͓ͤͨͣ̽͐ͫ͝͡S̢̲̭̦̜͍̯͈̘̰̊ͭͪ̌ͧ̋̂̀̀O͉̮̘̽̀ͮͯ̌ͨ̎̚ͅ ̤͕̙̳̮̼͋̀M̝̅Ų̗̭̏͂̈́ͥ̿͆́́Cͨ̔ͮ̋̚҉̸̲̞̥̖H͊҉̡̦̙̲͉̙̜̮͟ͅͅ ͉͔͓̥̇̄ͧ̊̀̏͜T̷̘̿̐ͤ̒̍͂̓̚̕Ǫ̻̟͌̔ ̧̨̪̬͇̱͙͒ͭ̀͌͌̇̀D͉̣̭̦̬̭̦̮̋̃ͧ͟͞O̬̻̱̫͕̹̹͊ͅ ̵͚̯̜͇̉̓̌͛͝Ş̺͚̣͖͎̦ͪ͒ͭO̧͕̬̲̬̿̂͆ͩ̽̑͝ͅ ͈̺͙͖̝͓̪̒̈́̆̀͟M̷̞̩̖̞͍̎̊̓ͤ̊͡Ų͍̭̜͙͔̅̋̎́ͤ͘C͈̞̤̖̙̺̪͚̃ͪ͒̈͒ͮ͆̍͐͝ͅH̹͖̜͉̲͔̘̗ͭ̏͗ͭ̒ͭ̇̅̀ ̨̯̹͙͇̹̹͗͑͛ͮͯ̂͌̅͜Ṱ̡̥͚͋͆̓́͡͝O̸̢̲̣̬̘̞̳͋͊̅͡ ̺̺̃͊̽͐̽͜ͅS̴͙̯̩͉̻͍̿̎̆ͪ̀E̯̻͛ͦ̂̓͆͢͠E̼̗̹̘̫̪̥͕̅̈̐̉̅̒̀͛̒͞ ̡̜̪͙͖̲̝̖̩̾ͯ̑S̶̺͔͍̟̞̱̺̠ͭ͋͞O̲͎̹͎͎͌̄͆͢ ̴͙̮͔̬̈́͐̈͟M̧̘̦̟̣̭͉̺̙̔ͤ̏ͭ̈̉̏Ü̸̐̄̚͢҉͉͓͈̭̻̻C̗̜̿̀́̀͞H͚͕̞̺͚͕͖̼͗̆̚ ̯̎ͥ̒̾͛ͥ͟͡T͐ͪ͏͉̠̮͖͕̪̫Ő̴̟̣̫̘̮̣̫͓̽̈ͅ ̷̤̺̮̬͎̗͎͔̃ͫ̃̈̌̔D̛̬̏͂̉̔͡O̠͚̻̫̼ͩ̀ ̢̭̼̩͖͍̩́͠S̴̷̶͇̳͍͕̹̯͙ͤ̓̋ͮ̈͆ͦͧͧͅȮ̷̡̹͎̤͖̮͖̳̘ͬ̓̓̆̿̌ͯ͝ ̵̯͖̎̈̿̽̚̚̕M̷̢̥̹͔̮͔̬͂̉ͭ̏͐͘Û͍̱͙̻͓̯̔ͬ̐̎̏͌͛͝ͅC̘͖̼͂̀́H̶̹͙̑͐̍͞ ͛̇̂̔̏ͬ̓ͧ͜͏͖̲̬͉T̺ͣ̎ͩͣ͒̈̉̚͠ͅỎ̙̲͈̲̆ ̩̞͛͋͗̆͝Ṣ̸̡̯̪̀̒ͬ̇ͩ̐͝E͉͍̬̞̤̱͙̜͕͒̅̓ͮ̇͛͟E̸̢̳̜̩̪͇̩̗̩ͨ̇͛͌́͒ͣ́

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  • Artist: DJ Grumbles
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